if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
so im on the phone with redbox because the redbox i went to is broken and i don’t feel like going to another and i don’t want to get charged for the movie again
and my dad keeps knocking on the door and i’m ignoring him like trying to give the redbox people my credit card information and he starts doing that knocking shit from big bang theory
and i fucking snapped and screamed DAD SHUT UP I’M ON THE PHONE because i motherfucking hate that show and omg is that knocking bullshit annoying
and now it’s so quiet while they look up my account and i’m trying so hard not to start laughing hysterically bc i think it would only make it worse
I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
I couldn’t not reblog this precious fuck of a picture.
holy crap. TOO cute.
aww this is too cute
Adam and Blake on their hunting experience
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy.”
This seriously made me cry