painted lips flirty quips

shinraidekinai:

thattwatdeziree:

mydogsnokes:

making my computer read my anons

IM CRYING HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GOOD

I just lost it

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

ch4d:

sia get out of my house

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

afearlessthreshold:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

The guy who made this went to my high school

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

ugh it has been confirmed: i do not like babies >:(

so glad my new job decided to put me with one and a half year olds. i hate their drool and snot and gibberish and i hate feeding them and changing their diapers and i hate having their spit all over me and they are so boring there is literally nothing good about them they are stumbling little disease vectors 

You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
Hillary Clinton  (via neonchills)